You should never rely on public transportation during the apocalypse. Everyone should know that.

I’m not a psychopath; my brain just works a little differently than that of the average person.

She’s probably good at compartmentalizing her feelings. Or maybe she just doesn’t have a soul.

I'm sure my unique brain tastes the same as a normal brain. Actually, mine might be slightly tastier.

I’m just trying to do my part to save the world.

Everyone should be comfy during the apocalypse.

It's more useful to have someone fear you than respect you.

You can't take highways during the apocalypse, because they'll be packed with panicky people.

If I could make one wish, I wouldn't ask for world peace. I'd wish for a real zombie apocalypse. I'll take Romero zombies any day over this counterfeit harmony bullshit.

They all call me "Excuse me," even though my nametag clearly says "Jordan." It's like people don't actually exist while they're working. Workers are just tools who aren't supposed to have feelings or personalities. You don't become human until your shift is over. Until then, we're all just zombies. We're dead to the world: infected people who need to be avoided, unless, of course, someone needs to know where the paintbrushes are located.